the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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