Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
