her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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