What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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