her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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