you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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