what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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