That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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