I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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