he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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