I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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