Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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