I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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