i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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