You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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