Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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