They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
soo... how was my night?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
