who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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