How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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