I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Randomize
