girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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