so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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