yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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