The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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