i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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