I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I need a beard to bite.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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