Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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