My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My penis needs a shock collar
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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