I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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