Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
did i walk over a car last night?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i've created a new STD.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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