Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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