how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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