Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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