David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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