He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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