I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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