'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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