At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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