did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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