I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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