I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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