I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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