do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
She announced her abortion via fbk
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
