I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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