When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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