This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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