I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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