DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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