hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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