he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I need to sanitize my soul.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
