boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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