I'm lost and stupid without you.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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