R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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