I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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