Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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