More tranny stories later!
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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