They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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