i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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